Fellows Brewery – "Burton Snatch"

Fellows Brewery – "Burton Snatch".

Spotted by @earlymodernjohn

Wylam Brewery – "Shot Pit"

Wylam Brewery – "Shot Pit".

Yes, we know the production of shot was an important part of our industrial history and that shot was produced in pits and towers.

We also know you selected "shot pit" for it's spooneristic value rather than a celebration of what is actually a fairly dull subject.

Northumberland Brewery – "Jingle Balls"

Northumberland Brewery – "Jingle Balls."

Spotted by the ever-vigilant @alcofrolicchap

The Marlow Brewery / Rebellion Beer Co. – "Mince Spy"

The Marlow Brewery / Rebellion Beer Co. – "Mince Spy."


Spotted by Pete Brissenden.

Blue Bee Brewery – "Hoe-Hoe-Hoe"

Blue Bee Brewery – "Hoe-Hoe-Hoe"

Not the worst pumpclip ever but the gag is a bit of a facepalm.

Submitted by BLUE BEE BREWERY! What jolly good sports!

York Brewery – "Stocking Filler"

York Brewery – "Stocking Filler."

Submitted by www.theormskirkbaron.com/

Salamander Brewing Company – "Boobie Trap"

Salamander Brewing Company – "Boobie Trap."

Spotted by  @scallop_cheeks 

Poachers Brewery "Jock's Trap"

Poachers Brewery "Jock's Trap".

Hat tip to @TheAleTrail

Vale of Glamorgan – Tiger Would

Geddit?

Tiger Would! Eh? Snurfle!

Thanks go to Caspar Gray (who spotted it on the Blood, Stout and Tears blog) and several other people for this spot.

Beer Festival Horror

NO!

Stunningly Bad Pumpclip

No, we're not laughing either.

Harviestoun Off-Piste

Off-Piste eh?

Geddit?

Piste sounds like Pissed!

But Off-Pissed doesn't make sense.

Pissed-off does.

Greene King Seasonal Clunkers

AlePril Fool eh?

Just who – I want names – gets any humour from this tortuous crock of punning shit?

Warwickshire Beer Company - "Ffiagra"

"Ffiagra" by Warwickshire Beer Company.

Thanks to Ed Wray of http://edsbeer.blogspot.com/ for the image.

Geddit?

Shy Talk? Eh?

Oh yeah, I get it.

Shite-Hawk! What a great name for a beer!

Snurfle!