Sunday, 30 December 2012
Wylam Brewery – "Shot Pit"
Wylam Brewery – "Shot Pit".
Yes, we know the production of shot was an important part of our industrial history and that shot was produced in pits and towers.
We also know you selected "shot pit" for it's spooneristic value rather than a celebration of what is actually a fairly dull subject.
Labels:
bodily functions,
shot pit,
spoonerisms,
wordplay,
Wylam brewery
Thursday, 27 December 2012
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Monday, 17 December 2012
Abbeydale Brewery – "Doctor Morton's Reindeer Repellent"
Abbeydale Brewery – "Doctor Morton's Reindeer Repellent".
Submitted by The Crown Posada pub, Newcastle upon Tyne.
Monday, 10 December 2012
Six Bells Brewery – "Cockchafer"
Six Bells Brewery – "Cockchafer."
Yes, we know it's a kind of beetle.
Yes, we know you chose it for a beer name because it's got "cock" in it.
Submitted by
Saturday, 8 December 2012
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
Blue Bee Brewery – "Hoe-Hoe-Hoe"
Blue Bee Brewery – "Hoe-Hoe-Hoe"
Not the worst pumpclip ever but the gag is a bit of a facepalm.
Submitted by BLUE BEE BREWERY! What jolly good sports!
Labels:
blue bee brewery,
hoe-hoe-hoe,
visual pun,
wordplay
Thursday, 22 November 2012
Dorset Piddle Brewery – "Piddle"
Dorset Piddle Brewery – "Piddle."
YES, we do know you're in a place called "Piddlehinton"; YES – it's a funny place name; NO – "Piddle" is not a clever beer name.
Submitted by @T_i_B who says "No sorry, I don't care how sleek your pumpclip design is. I ain't drinking anyone's Piddle."
Friday, 16 November 2012
Saturday, 20 October 2012
Shep's "Bottle of Britain" campaign - an update
In the early days of Pumpclip Parade we featured the ghastly and deeply unfunny "Bottle of Britain" advertising campaign by Shepherd Neame. You can find the original post here.
There was some debate at the time as to whether or not the images were actually published.
While busy procrastinating recently I Googled "Shepherd Neame Bottle of Britain."
I found that Shep's are still using "Bottle of Britain." For £5 you can buy a book of the images from the campaign.
Also, in 2001 the Advertising Standards Authority found the campaign was "unlikely to cause offence."
Thursday, 18 October 2012
Tuesday, 16 October 2012
Monday, 1 October 2012
Thursday, 27 September 2012
Worsthorne Brewing Company – "Some Like It Blonde"
Worsthorne Brewing Company – "Some Like It Blonde".
I can't exactly remember who submitted it. It was very possibly @alcofrolicchap . Thanks anyway.
Monday, 17 September 2012
The Pumpclip Museum's 2008 Award Winners
www.pumpclipmuseum.com is a website run by a collector of pumpclips.
It's 2008 award-winners are worth a look:
http://www.pumpclipmuseum.com/page24.htm
Here's a sample:
It's 2008 award-winners are worth a look:
http://www.pumpclipmuseum.com/page24.htm
Here's a sample:
Monday, 27 August 2012
Tydd Steam Brewery– "Dr Fox's Cunning Linctus" and "Dr Fox's Chicken Choker"
Tydd Steam Brewery – "Dr Fox's Cunning Linctus" and "Dr Fox's Chicken Choker"
Spotted by the ever-vigilant @alcofrolicchap.
Sunday, 19 August 2012
Saturday, 28 July 2012
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
Tring Brewery - "Fanny Ebbs"
Tring Brewery - "Fanny Ebbs".
Submitted by Karen Whickam (@mrsbeerymatt) who comments " I'm getting a bit tired of the 'Can I have a pint of your Fanny?' jokes."
Friday, 8 June 2012
Lymestone Brewery - "Sharon Stone"
Lymestone Brewery - "Sharon Stone"
This image was submitted by Ian Bradford of .... LYMESTONE BREWERY!
It seems Mr Bradford was impressed by the boost to sales Slater's received when their "Top Totty" hit the national news.
Here the Staffordshire Newsletter's report on this atrocity. Notice the very last line, Mr Bradford offers a version of the facile "it's just a laugh innit?" defence.
"Cheeky new pint from Stone brewery makes publicans blush
A CHEEKY new beer from a Stone brewery has got Staffordshire publican’s knickers in a twist.Sharon Stone by Lymestone Brewers is a very traditional copper-coloured English bitter, but it’s the racy artwork – poking fun at the infamous Basic Instinct leg-crossing scene – that has left a few landlords blushing.
Head brewer at Lymestone Ian Bradford, or Brad as he's known, said: “One or two of the pubs who we have supplied it to are just getting around to putting it on now and are suddenly realising what they’ve got on their hands.
“They’re getting in touch and asking if we have anything else they can use on the pumps instead, because they’re scared of frightening the natives,” he said.
Mr Bradford said the brewery, who have the word stone in the title of all their beers, had been waiting to use the Sharon Stone name since first starting up four years ago.They finally got their chance eight weeks ago when they created a the new beer working alongside a Leeds-based wholesalers called Beveridge Express.
“They had a saleswoman called Sharon so we named the beer after her,” said Mr Bradford. “She thinks it’s great and they’ve already sold all of their supplies.
Mr Bradford said: “When the designers sent us the artwork back we fell about the place laughing.”He admitted the decision to use the risqué artwork had been partially based on the hope it would bring in some publicity, especially after neighbouring brewery, Slater’s, had such success with Top Totty, a beer popularised after it was removed from the House of Commons bar when someone complained about the pump clip.
“Bless them, Slater’s did very well out of Top Totty,” said Mr Bradford. “It’s all just a little bit of harmless of fun in an adult environment.”
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
"Sexy" Beer Labels
Here's a US news article spotted by Kristy McCready.
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2011/02/15_sexy_beer_labels.php
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2011/02/15_sexy_beer_labels.php
Thursday, 10 May 2012
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
I Blew A Bear
Hello, pumpclip parade - londonbeer.wordpress.com is a big fan! I just found this via new Swedish microbrewery SeaGoat Brewing - not a pumpclip but a label, but I thought it was still worth sending in as it is perhaps the most staggeringly inappropriate and explicit beer label I've ever seen, and that's saying something. Enjoy! Or rather, you probably won't. Seehttp://sea-goat.tumblr.com/ for more atrocities form the brewery.
Best,Henrik OrnebringLondon Beer Blog
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Batemans – "Hooker"
Batemans Brewery – "Hooker"– "Have you Got The Balls For It?"
Spotted by @alcofrolicchap
Let's be thankful they didn't use "testic-ales".
Labels:
cartoon artwork,
it's just a larff innit?,
testicles
Thursday, 2 February 2012
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Monday, 16 January 2012
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Batemans "Veto Ale"
Batemans "Veto Ale".
Thanks to everyone who spotted this one.
Can some brave person please set foot in a Wetherspoons and grab a real picture?
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