Elliswood Brewery – "Barrel of Laughs"

Elliswood Brewery – "Barrel of Laughs".

Spotted by the ever-vigilant @AlcofrolicChap.

Cap House Brewery – "Blonde & Beyond"

Cap House Brewery – "Blonde & Beyond".

Spotted by @greatheckbrew 

Hart Brewery – "Crimin-ale Porter"

Hart Brewery – "Crimin-ale Porter"

Ambridge Brewery - "Just Jane"

Ambridge Brewery - "Just Jane".

Submitted by @skdsaddlers

Empire Brewing – "Strikes Back"

Empire Brewing – "Strikes Back."

Almost excusable as it represents Punch Taverns.

Wold Top Brewery – "Voluptuous Vicky"

Wold Top Brewery – "Voluptuous Vicky."

Submitted by Valerie Smith.

Cych Valley Brewery - "Samantha Fox"

Cych Valley Brewery - "Samantha Fox"

Spotted by Darren Woolridge.

This ghastly illustration has appeared previously on Pumpclip Parade. It's original appearance can be seen here.

Pilgrim Brewery - "Luperc Alia"

Pilgrim Brewery - "Luperc Alia".

Spotted by @hesterkw.

Idle Brewery

Idle Brewery, "Idle Sod" and "Idle Tongue".

Spotted by James Howarth of the Mill, Ulverston.

Julian Church Brewing Company - "Vicar of Dribbley"

Julian Church Brewing Company "Vicar of Dribbley".

Spotted by the ever-vigilant @alcofrolicchap

Sadlers Brewery – "Randy Otter"

Sadlers Brewery – "Randy Otter".

Spotted by Danny Brown.

Golden Valley Ales - "Samantha Fox"

Golden Valley Ales - "Samantha Fox".

Spotted by Robert Gale of the splendid beerlens.com

Harts Brewery – "Second Coming"

Harts Brewery – "Second Coming"

Full Mash Brewery - "Brewers [sic] Breakfast"

Full Mash Brewery's "Brewers Breakfast".

Hat tip to Mark Williamson for the pic.

We are not alone.

Many comments on the Guardian piece were along the lines of "if you're concerned about images you're shallow and easily led", "you have no sense of humour" and, to much hilarity from those who know me, "you are a North London Guardianista ponce."

So it's reassuring to see a brewer supporting our point of view: here is a post by Allgates Brewery.

Boak and Bailey covered the subject here.

And Mark Dredge has addressed the subject: links here and here.

The Allgates post has brought to my attention a marvellous American site about beer presentation, both good and bad. Link here: www.pourcurator.com.

Houston's "Tartan Terror"

Houston's "Tartan Terror."

Hat-tip to Mark Jackson for the pic.

Cottage Brewery, "Hitchcock's Marathon Hound".

Cottage Brewery, "Hitchcock's Marathon Hound".

Just WTF is that mutant dog-man?

Thanks to Neil Gerrard for the pic.

Highgate brewery, "Hanky Panky"

Highgate brewery, "Hanky Panky".

Thanks to Robbie Pickering for the pic.