Northumberland Brewery – "Seaman Staines"

Northumberland Brewery – "Seaman Staines."

Spotted by @thedavetoendall. 

Dorset Piddle Brewery – "Piddle"

Dorset Piddle Brewery – "Piddle."

YES, we do know you're in a place called "Piddlehinton"; YES – it's a funny place name; NO – "Piddle" is not a clever beer name.

Submitted by @T_i_B who says "No sorry, I don't care how sleek your pumpclip design is. I ain't drinking anyone's Piddle."

York Brewery – "Stocking Filler"

York Brewery – "Stocking Filler."

Submitted by www.theormskirkbaron.com/

Marlow Brewery / Rebellion – "Booby Trap"

Marlow Brewery / Rebellion – "Booby Trap"

Spotted by @Ol_Foz 

Salamander Brewing Company – "Boobie Trap"

Salamander Brewing Company – "Boobie Trap."

Spotted by  @scallop_cheeks 

Potbelly Brewery – "A Limp Pig Gold"

Potbelly Brewery – "A Limp Pig Gold"

Spotted by @mitchadams

Tunnel Brewery - "Rodger The Goblin"

Tunnel Brewery - "Rodger The Goblin."

Nobby's Ha'p'ny Ginger Dip

Ha'p'ny Ginger Dip by Nobby's Brewery.

Thanks to @alcohofrolicchap for this truly execrable pumpclip image. 

Apparently its image is printed in Leicester CAMRA Beer Festival's Programme.