York Brewery – "Stocking Filler"

York Brewery – "Stocking Filler."

Submitted by www.theormskirkbaron.com/

Hornbeam "X-ray Ale"

Hornbeam Brewery's "X-Ray Ale".

Hat-tip to Ben Steel (@aka_franklin) for the pic.

Oakham Snake Charmer

Words fail me.

Nobby's Ha'p'ny Ginger Dip

Ha'p'ny Ginger Dip by Nobby's Brewery.

Thanks to @alcohofrolicchap for this truly execrable pumpclip image. 

Apparently its image is printed in Leicester CAMRA Beer Festival's Programme. 

Vale of Glamorgan – Tiger Would

Geddit?

Tiger Would! Eh? Snurfle!

Thanks go to Caspar Gray (who spotted it on the Blood, Stout and Tears blog) and several other people for this spot.

Fallen Angel Brewery

Fallen Angel Brewery. It's very hard to work out the beer's name. It must be something like "raised-a-catholic brewer's sex fantasy."

For the full horror of this brewery's pumpclips visit their website.

I rather like "smiling woman in her knickers about to shoot dogs." Make mine a pint.

Holden's Brewery - "Flo Jangles"

Holden's Brewery "Flo Jangles".

Thanks to Stuart Ross for the pic.

It seems Holdens might produce quite a range of atrocities – check here. Keep your eyes peeled.

Wold Top crime against beer

My eyes hurt. Make it stop.

Thanks to @BeerReviewsAndy for the pic.

Warwickshire Beer Company - "Ffiagra"

"Ffiagra" by Warwickshire Beer Company.

Thanks to Ed Wray of http://edsbeer.blogspot.com/ for the image.

Houston Brewing Company - "Helga's Big Jugs"

"Helga's Big Jugs" by Houston Brewing Company – a "strong, buxom, blonde bier".

Verging on the Ridiculous.

Could this be the worst bottled beer label design ever?

Thanks to @mybrewerytap for this horror.

Slaters - "Top Totty"

Many thanks to Andy Mogg (@beerreviewsandy) for this one.

"Top Totty" by Slaters Brewery.