Grafters Brewery – "Luvly Jubblies"

Grafters Brewery – "Luvly Jubblies"

Spotted by @SWBrewery

Northumberland Brewery – "Jingle Balls"

Northumberland Brewery – "Jingle Balls."

Spotted by the ever-vigilant @alcofrolicchap

The Marlow Brewery / Rebellion Beer Co. – "Mince Spy"

The Marlow Brewery / Rebellion Beer Co. – "Mince Spy."


Spotted by Pete Brissenden.

Six Bells Brewery – "Cockchafer"

Six Bells Brewery – "Cockchafer."

Yes, we know it's a kind of beetle.

Yes, we know you chose it for a beer name because it's got "cock" in it.

Submitted by @Neopog

Northumberland Brewery - "Kitty Brewster"

Northumberland Brewery - "Kitty Brewster"


Thanks to @jamesbwxm for the image.

Tring Brewery - "Fanny Ebbs"

Tring Brewery - "Fanny Ebbs".

Submitted by Karen Whickam (@mrsbeerymatt) who comments " I'm getting a bit tired of the 'Can I have a pint of your Fanny?' jokes."

Batemans – "Hooker"

Batemans Brewery – "Hooker"– "Have you Got The Balls For It?"

Spotted by @alcofrolicchap


Let's be thankful they didn't use "testic-ales".

The Smart Brewing Company – "Smart Arse"

The Smart Brewing Company – "Smart Arse".

Thanks to Darren Turpin of the Folk and Ale blog for the submission.

Poachers Brewery "Jock's Trap"

Poachers Brewery "Jock's Trap".

Hat tip to @TheAleTrail

Harts Brewery – "Second Coming"

Harts Brewery – "Second Coming"

A Collection of Horrors from Church End Brewery

A collection of horrors from Church End Brewery

Thanks to @alcofrolicchap for the submissions.

"Raunchy Reverend" by Tring Brewery

"Raunchy Reverend" by Tring Brewery.

Hat-tip to @beerbeauty for this one.

Heather Mission Inflatable by Hornbeam Brewery

Heather Mission Inflatable by Hornbeam Brewery.

Hat-tip to Mick Potts of the brilliant Free Trade Inn, the poshest pub in Newcastle upon Tyne.

York Brewery - "Nice Jugs"

York Brewery's "Nice Jugs".