Pumpclip Parade: Bottoms

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Friday, 11 December 2009

Crack Whore

Hello

Love your hall of shame website. Here's one I encountered while looking at the Humpty Dumpty brewery website. I feel a bit guilty having enjoyed their beers on several occasions but I feel it's the only way to bring this daft practice to an end.

Regards

Matthew Kelly

Batemans Brewery - "Miss Luscious"

"I thought Bateman's were better than this to be honest." - Barm

Batemans Brewery - "Miss Luscious"

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A straw has broken the camel's back.

We have several bones to pick with the world of cask ale – cringe-inducing beer names, woeful artwork and generally execrable branding.

Why, when there is the continual background murmur "we want more people to try cask ale", do brewers keep giving their beers cringeingly bad, wince-inducing names and wilfully amateurish artwork?

It must stop!

Only by naming and shaming the culprits can we improve the presentation of cask ale.

This is how it works: when you come across a bad pumpclip (name or image or both) take a pic with your mobile and upload it!

Email your picture as a jpg attachment to pumpclip.parade@googlemail.com . You can add your own text too – tell us what you think. Your email won't be published immediately as we'll need to filter out spam and high-spirited pranksterism.

Just for the record, the straw that has broken the camel's back is "Dognobbler" – hang your heads in shame Wylam Brewery.