Aesthetic Atrocities From The World Of Beer. We love the stuff, but bloody hell, some brewers should be tied up in hop pockets and beaten with malt-shovels.
My nearest Wetherspoon is actually really great for real ale (and I say this as someone who's made many an argument against the existence of the damned things). I'd have got you a photo of this one, as it was on for *ages* next to their changing selection on the other 7 pumps, but I didn't like to even give it that much attention. The fact it was on for so much longer is - I'm sure - because the locals weren't stupid enough to drink it.