Aesthetic Atrocities From The World Of Beer. We love the stuff, but bloody hell, some brewers should be tied up in hop pockets and beaten with malt-shovels.
There's a load more where that came from: "Helga's Big Jugs", "Horney Wee Devil", "Top Totty" (featuring a woman who looks like the Queen when younger, with implausibly large breasts and a rubber catsuit) etc. etc. If anything, the fact that their beers are generally pretty good only makes it more depressing. Combined with the general dearth of real ale in Glasgow (due to the big brewers' attempts to wipe it out in the 60's and 70's), it often meant that, when I lived there, I was too embarrassed to order by far the best thing in the bar.