Brauhaus Hartmannsdorf - "Fucking Hell"

Brauhaus Hartmannsdorf - "Fucking Hell"

Spotted by my brother, @OutThereBrewCo

Auburn Alehouse - "Imperial IPA"

Auburn Alehouse - "Imperial IPA"

Spotted by @BrotherLogic.

Salopian Brewery - "Firkin Freezin"

Salopian Brewery - "Firkin Freezin".

Spotted by the diligent @AlcofrolicChap

Elland Brewery - "Oh Santa!"

Elland Brewery - "Oh Santa!"

Spotted by an industry insider who wishes to remain anonymous.

Kite Brewery - "Santa's Little Belter"

Kite Brewery - "Santa's Little Belter"

Spotted by @KristianDando

Unknown Brewery - "Sexy Lady"

Unknown Brewery - "Sexy Lady"

Pumpclip Parade's usual source of unknown beer names and breweries is Ratebeer. Unfortunately Ratebeer has a fit if you search on "Sexy Lady", so if anyone knows the guilty brewery, please let us know. Name and shame!

Spotted by @BierHuis1

Stroud Brewery - "Asparagasm"

Stroud Brewery - "Asparagasm".

Spotted by @ChipCrawl

Archers Brewery - "Empty Pockets"

Archers Brewery - "Empty Pockets"

Spotted by @Paul_Leike

Fyfe Brewing Company - "Weiss Squad"

Fyfe Brewing Company - "Weiss Squad"

Spotted by @Paul_Leike

Loch Lomond Brewery - "LochtoberFest"

Loch Lomond Brewery - "LochtoberFest".

Spotted by @GhostDrinker and @Watchmaker_72

Dorpsbrouwerij de Pimpelmeesch – "Vurige Non" (Fiery Nun)

Dorpsbrouwerij de Pimpelmeesch – "Vurige Non" (Fiery Nun).

Submitted by @TheAleTrail.

Triple FFF Brewery – "Pressed Rat & Warthog"

Triple FFF Brewery – "Pressed Rat & Warthog".

Yes, we know it's a tune by Cream. 

Submitted by @Paul_Leike.

Hopcraft Brewing - "Führer of Fuggles"

Hopcraft Brewing - "Führer of Fuggles".

Spotted by @T_I_B

Steel City Brewing - "Worse Than Hitler"

Steel City Brewing - "Worse Than Hitler".

Spotted by @CravenArmsBrum

"Slack Alice Cider (A Little Tart)"

"Slack Alice Cider (A Little Tart)"

Spotted by @jamesbwxm

Brewery Vivant - "Big Red Coq"

Brewery Vivant - "Big Red Coq"

Spotted by @Thirsty_Pilgrim

Cottage Brewing Company - "New Balls Please"

Cottage Brewing Company - "New Balls Please"

Spotted by @GoodTasteFood

4T's Brewery – "Thirst Aid"

4T's Brewery – "Thirst Aid".

Sorry, I forgot who submitted this horror.

Old Dominion Brewing – "Double D Double IPA"

Old Dominion Brewing – "Double D Double IPA"

Spotted by @ale_is_good

London Oktoberfest – "Special Beer Girls - Beautiful Heidies"

Advertisement for London Oktoberfest.

Spotted by @irr_orbit

Unknown Brewery - "My Wife's Bitter"

Unknown Brewery - "My Wife's Bitter"

Spotted by @natedawg27

Jennings Brewery - "Gold Digger"

Spotted by @Bodie15

Wychwood - "Full Brazilian"

Wychwood Brewery - "Full Brazilian" 

Spotted by @Tandleman, @RebeccaEvansAM  and many, many more. 

Atwill Pubs - "Best Bitter - Cock and Sup-it!"

Atwill Pubs - "Best Bitter - Cock and Sup-it!"

Submitted by @hopfullmonster.

Northumberland Brewery – "Fanny Chmelar"

Northumberland Brewery – "Fanny Chmelar"

Spotted by @realaleupnorth

Fallen Angel Brewery – "Gardener's Delight"

Fallen Angel Brewery – "Gardener's Delight"

Batemans – "Hooker"

Batemans Brewery – "Hooker".

Spotted by @Paul_Leike. 

Elliswood Brewery – "Barrel of Laughs"

Elliswood Brewery – "Barrel of Laughs".

Spotted by the ever-vigilant @AlcofrolicChap.

Cap House Brewery – "Blonde & Beyond"

Cap House Brewery – "Blonde & Beyond".

Spotted by @greatheckbrew 

CAMRA Newsletter Cartoon

Here's a delightful Cartoon that appeared that appeared in Dec 12/ Jan 14 edition of the Lichfield, Atherstone, Sutton & Tamworth CAMRA branch's newsletter "Last Orders."

Note: the bloke is called "Keg."

Spotted by @oldmudgie

Hart Brewery – "Crimin-ale Porter"

Hart Brewery – "Crimin-ale Porter"

JJ's Cider – "Suicider"

JJ's Cider – "Suicider"

Spotted by @bierebelle