Aesthetic Atrocities From The World Of Beer. We love the stuff, but bloody hell, some brewers should be tied up in hop pockets and beaten with malt-shovels.
A pint of Transgendered General Tsao Rauchbier for me please!
I'm having a The Ocelot Formerly Known As Obi Wan Kenobe's Lost Stout
I'm having a "Winston Churchill and L. Ron Hubbard's Sloshed American Light Lager"