Wold Top crime against beer

My eyes hurt. Make it stop.

Thanks to @BeerReviewsAndy for the pic.

Beer Festival Horror

NO!

Stunningly Bad Pumpclip

No, we're not laughing either.

Mighty Oak - Barbie Can

Just WTF is going on here is anyone's guess.

Whatever it is, it's a crock'o'shit.

Harviestoun Off-Piste

Off-Piste eh?

Geddit?

Piste sounds like Pissed!

But Off-Pissed doesn't make sense.

Pissed-off does.

Greene King Seasonal Clunkers

AlePril Fool eh?

Just who – I want names – gets any humour from this tortuous crock of punning shit?

Skinner's Brewery - "Ginger Tosser"

Here's an abomination from Skinner's  Brewery – "Ginger Tosser".

Curiously, it would easy to conclude that some ginger had been tossed in the brew but, no, it's "made with Cornish honey."

Curioser, the cartoon chap appears to be wielding a frying pan. Presumably this is to suggest the tossing of pancakes.

What a fucking mess.