Aesthetic Atrocities From The World Of Beer. We love the stuff, but bloody hell, some brewers should be tied up in hop pockets and beaten with malt-shovels.
Ha! You'll have to start issuing "As Seen On Pumpclip Parade" stickers.
Could have featured a different kind of hoe, of course...
To be drunk half-and-half with Dogfish head Bitches Brew.