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Sunday, 13 October 2013

GWB Brewery - "Exhibitionist Best Bitter"


GWB Brewery - "Exhibitionist Best Bitter"

Submitted by Karen Whickam.

Posted by Jeff Pickthall at 12:49 pm No comments:
Labels: Exhibitionist Best Bitter, GWB Brewery, sexism
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A straw has broken the camel's back.

We have several bones to pick with the world of cask ale – cringe-inducing beer names, woeful artwork and generally execrable branding.

Why, when there is the continual background murmur "we want more people to try cask ale", do brewers keep giving their beers cringeingly bad, wince-inducing names and wilfully amateurish artwork?

It must stop!

Only by naming and shaming the culprits can we improve the presentation of cask ale.

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Just for the record, the straw that has broken the camel's back is "Dognobbler" – hang your heads in shame Wylam Brewery.





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